New study says lesbians dig chicks

Shocking new research into the minds of lesbian women proves what many have suspected for ages. It appears that homosexual women respond to women in much the same way that heterosexual men do.

This discovery follows logically the outcome of a previous study into the minds of gay men. That study showed that homosexual men respond to men in much he same way that heterosexual women do.

Both groundbreaking surveys were the work of Swedish scientists led by Ivanka Savic at the Stockholm Brain Institute.

There's hope that this may prove that sexual orientation is a matter of biology. It may even help silence knuckle-dragging clowns who still insist that some people choose to be hated, scorned, killed and legislated against. But probably not.

"The important thing is to be open to the likely situation that there are biological factors that contribute to sexual orientation," Sandra Witelson, an expert on brain anatomy and sexual orientation at the Michael G. DeGroote School of Medicine at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario.

Savic's team had volunteers sniff pheromones -- chemicals extracted from male and female hormones. Straight women found both sets of odors equally pleasant, while straight men and lesbians preferred the female samples. Straight men and lesbians also found the male pheromones to be more irritating.

Each group was comprised of 12 healthy, unmedicated, right-handed and HIV-negative individuals.

-They had to do a study? Well, I guess atleast there is now proof that it's biological, and not evil spirits or some other B.S. thought up by Christians.