Lesbians are egg-static over Laura Bush's plans for an L-word egg roll on the White House lawn this coming Easter Sunday.
Hundreds of lesbians will take part in the traditional Easter Egg event. Homosexual men will turn out in force, too.
A spokeswoman for the homosexual parents group Family Pride said, "Let's roll!"
"Mrs. Bush is the overseer of the event, and all families are welcome to attend," Laura Bush's spokesman Peter Watkins told columnist Deb Price when asked about the hundreds of gay parents planning to bring their children to the traditional egg-rolling ritual.
Christians celebrate Easter with colorful eggs and candy rabbits, because both eggs and rabbits are ancient symbols of sex and fertility.
Eggs and bunnies represent spring because that's when everything really starts having sex again after the long winter.
But it seems not all Christians are egg-cited about having the White House Easter rituals conducted amongst so many children with two mommies.
"For crying out loud -- at the Easter Egg Roll? This is a family event," Andrea Lafferty of Traditional Values Coalition told the New York Times.
Lafferty said it was "very distasteful" to let homosexuals roll eggs.
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