Police nabbed a weirdo who jumped the fence onto White House grounds, screaming that he was a "victim of terrorism."
The man wore a tee shirt reading "God Bless America" and claimed that his family was being poisoned in New Mexico.
He made it a pretty good distance before getting caught. During an armed standoff with Secret Service agents, he continued yelling his head off.
"I have intelligence information for the president," he declared.
After his arrest, authorities discovered an "item" he'd left behind. After careful investigation on the part of D.C. firefighters, the item was identified as a jacket.
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