"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." ~ James Madison, while a United States Congressman
2006/04/01
Giant booze cloud!
Astronomers have discovered a massive cloud of alcohol deep in space.
British space scientists found the huge supply of interstellar booze in a region of our galaxy called W3(OH). It's where "stars are being formed by the gravitational collapse of a cloud of gas and dust," Lab News Online reported today.
But the killjoy astronomers don't want anybody getting any fun ideas about the space cloud or anything else.
"Although it is exciting to discover a cloud of alcohol almost 300 billion miles across, unfortunately methanol, unlike its chemical cousin ethanol, is not suitable for human consumption," said Dr. Harvey Smith from the Jodrell Bank Observatory.
Unfortunatly Coors, and Bud failed to read the whole story, and have started a billion dollar space race, in the hopes of opening the first pub in space.
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