The goat bride

A south Sudanese man was caught making sweet love to someone else's goat, and was subsequently forced to "marry" the goat.
Tribal elders ordered the goat-lover to pay a dowry of 150,000 Sudanese dinars to the owner.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," the owner told the Juba Post.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know, they are still together."
May all goats someday be so lucky to find true love.