Ok, so some guy makes cartoons depicting Muslims as terrorists,,,and so they turn to terrorists acts to get revenge for the comics,,,maybe it's just me, but aren't you just proving that the comics were right??
2006/02/11
cell phone etiquette guide
read the cell phone etiquette guide
...Lights off, phone off! No citizen should take a call at a theater or in the movies
Off means off!Please respect the rules and when asked by an establishment or airline to refrain from using a cell phone, do so
Don't cross the personal space boundary!All citizens should be mindful of how close they are to others when using a cell phone in a public place
Stop noise pollution! All citizens should remember to keep conversations private and not shout into the phone
Heads up! All citizens should act responsibly when walking or driving while on a cell phone
Of those polled, this is what we found:
3% admitted to being addicted to their cell phone
69% feel cell phones are a great convenience and time-saver
57% turn their cell phones off at the movies or in a theater, while 30% turn off the ringer and let voice mail answer the call
43% turn their cell phones off in a restaurant, while 24% turn off the ringer and let voice mail answer the call
76% use their cell phone in their car
60% take calls while in the supermarket
52% take calls on public transportation
46% use their cell phones for 10% of all their phone calls
...Lights off, phone off! No citizen should take a call at a theater or in the movies
Off means off!Please respect the rules and when asked by an establishment or airline to refrain from using a cell phone, do so
Don't cross the personal space boundary!All citizens should be mindful of how close they are to others when using a cell phone in a public place
Stop noise pollution! All citizens should remember to keep conversations private and not shout into the phone
Heads up! All citizens should act responsibly when walking or driving while on a cell phone
Of those polled, this is what we found:
3% admitted to being addicted to their cell phone
69% feel cell phones are a great convenience and time-saver
57% turn their cell phones off at the movies or in a theater, while 30% turn off the ringer and let voice mail answer the call
43% turn their cell phones off in a restaurant, while 24% turn off the ringer and let voice mail answer the call
76% use their cell phone in their car
60% take calls while in the supermarket
52% take calls on public transportation
46% use their cell phones for 10% of all their phone calls
Olympics and Cell phone's
OK, well lets start by saying the opening ceremonies of the Olympics were great. I was amazed by how well they went. The teams marching out, the hope, the artistry of the performers. It was amazing. Then,,, out walks team USA,, please don't fuck up, please don't fuck up, oh god,,,,WHY???????????? Team USA comes out, at first, everything is going well, then the camera man, finds these two dumb ass blonde snatches, walking and talking on there fucking cell phones!!!!! Maybe I am just over reacting, because I so hate cell phones, I hate going into the grocery store and the fuck in front of me in babbling away on there phone, not realizing how rude there being, that the rest of the world doesn't want to here there conversation. Specially when it is not something important. Maybe it's the fact that people are more concerned with there cell phone then what there kids are doing, "hey lady your kids being abducted, oh sorry didn't see you were on the phone, my bad." But for fucks sake, your at the god damn Olympics, opening ceremonies, and you can't shut the fucking phone off!!!???? Have some fucking respect, and then when you realize the camera is pointing at you, you smile and do the little, I'm on the phone, hand thing. You stupid fucking dikes, what is wrong with you??? What is wrong with America, and allowing people to walk around on there cell phones 24-7 and no one says anything!!!! Hang up!!!!! Speak to people face to face, stop driving while talking, stop walking through the store talking, stop talking to someone on the phone, while your asking the waitress to bring you something. It's never that important, just hang up, call them when your not busy!!!!
2006/02/10
Standing at the brink
Charles Sullivan01/28/06 "ICH"
-- -- Let us understand that we are witnessing history in the process of repeating itself, as it so often does. Our ignorance of unwritten history is what dooms us to repeat it. So much of written history has been fictionalized to make martyrs of the worst kind of human beings. What is happening in America today has parallels to events that unfolded in other nations in modern history; and always with catastrophic results for humankind. Most notable, perhaps, was the rise to power of Nazism embodied by Adolph Hitler last century. Norman Livergood has summed up the American predicament most accurately and succinctly. "American citizens must realize that the Democratic Party leaders have now caved in to the Republican Party.The so called “compromise” was nothing more than an abject capitulation by the Democrats to Republican threats. The Neanderthal, right-wing, reactionary judges Bush demanded will now be confirmed.We are in Germany, 1933. The so-called moderate German leaders have deluded themselves into believing they can “control” Hitler by capitulation to him—with the connivance of Goering, his henchman has seized all power through the “Enabling Act,” destroying the Reichstag (House and Senate). Hitler has suspended elections and appointed himself Dictator. The reign of terror has begun!"Norman Livergood’s words should sound hauntingly familiar. They should alarm any wakeful citizen and make their skin crawl with repulsion. The people, made ignorant by the aide of a condescending commercial media that is a servant to power, reassuringly whisper to themselves that this cannot be happening to us, not here. That was then, this is now. A different climate existed in Nazi Germany than exists here in America. Our president and his coterie are our protectors, as well as defenders of freedom and democracy. They are people of faith, church-goers. We must place our faith in them as servants to humanity.How, then, do we find ourselves in the condition of a rat inescapably suffocating within the coils of a Boa Constrictor, gasping its final breath? The end is coming and it is coming soon, if we do not awaken from our collective stupor. The life is being strangled out of us and we do not even struggle to free ourselves. We think we are a free people with inalienable rights, as the reptile prepares to swallow its prey. Naiveté, as well as ignorance, can get us killed. Hitler was aided in his ascent to the role of Dictatorship by Germany’s Enabling Act. Bush and his cabal are being aided by the National Security Agency, Patriot Act Two; self inflicted terrorism, the corporate media and Diebold Corporation. Each of these components are cogs in a wheel of fascism that is running rough shod over the planet, killing hope everywhere. The NSA is engaged in an extensive campaign to spy upon ordinary law abiding citizens, in clear violation of our right to privacy. Our every move, our every word, is being monitored and evaluated by hidden eyes that operate in front of sinister minds. Those who utter truth are the enemies of fascism. They must be monitored and if they become too effective as organizers, they must be rounded up and imprisoned, as dissidents always are. The probability that another self inflicted terrorist attack will occur on American soil has already been planted in the public conscience; even as the Bush cabal, with the aide of its chief ally in empire—Israel, is preparing to instigate war with Iran. As was the case with Iraq, Iran’s threat will be grossly exaggerated and its leadership demonized in the Western media. This war, connived amid the same gross lies and distortions that resulted in the invasion and occupation of Iraq—the modern Viet Nam—may well be waged with nuclear munitions far worse than the depleted uranium used against Iraq. Iran’s defense infrastructure lies beneath many feet of concrete and only nuclear weapons are capable of penetrating them. A US-Israel attack on Iran is eminent, probably no later than March or April; or it might come as late as June. When this occurs the Middle East will become a vortex of fire and brimstone that is beyond control. It will assume a life, a momentum of its own, with global consequences. The Boa Constrictor is tightening its grip on power, as it acts to defend the imperialist dollar against the more equitable Iranian Bourse. If and when another self inflicted terrorist attack is launched on American soil, the constitution will likely be suspended, martial law declared, and a full blown dictatorship will be unleashed upon us. A significant segment of the citizenry, bred on ignorance and nourished by fear, will welcome the event with open arms, just as did the citizens of Germany in 1933.The fervor of Nationalism will once again drown out all reasonable discussion, as well as the objective examination of the evidence. Flags and yellow ribbons will become ubiquitous, while those who struggle to uphold the Constitution will be denounced as unpatriotic traitors. Rational thought will be suspended and labeled as dangerous and subversive.The fascists, regardless of their party affiliation, have no intention of relinquishing power in our lifetimes. Their objective is to control the world economy, to maintain the concentration of wealth among the few, and to use the world’s poor and disenfranchised as their servants. When this catalyzing event occurs, as it certainly will, rigged elections will no longer be necessary. Diebold, with its clear ties to corporate wealth, will no longer be required to supply the machinery of despotism—the monsters of oppression will be fully upon us. Then there will be little need to practice deception, except to inspire the hatred of our perceived enemies. The long nightmare will have begun. The spiral into the abyss of hell will finally be under way. Truth will be kept safely hidden from public view, and distorted into unrecognizable forms. In truth, however, it is not turban-wearing terrorists of Middle Eastern decent that threaten our lives and our freedoms; it is the domestic terrorists that hold public offices who will destroy us. The real enemy stealthily moves unencumbered in our midst, posing as our protectors, as guardians of democracy. The dangers now facing us as a people are truly beyond exaggeration. We stand on the brink of the collapse of both the domestic and global economies, engineered by the plutocrats and corporatists who represent the world’s wealthiest one percent of the global population. This makes them a small but powerful minority. It also means that we out number them ninety-nine to one. Those are pretty good odds in any conflict; and they are good odds in a revolution. But only if we act to save ourselves and the world as we know it. The first step is to awaken the masses. If we fail to unite with the vast majority of our fellow law abiding, peace loving citizens around this planet of majesty; if we fail to work across all of the boundaries that have kept us separate and disempowered for so many years, we will deserve the unimaginably horrible fate that awaits us on the other side of the Rubicon. I pray that we possess the requisite wisdom and strength of character not go there.Charles Sullivan is a furniture maker, photographer, and free lance writing residing in the Eastern Panhandle of West Virginia. He can be reached at earthdog@highstream.net
-- -- Let us understand that we are witnessing history in the process of repeating itself, as it so often does. Our ignorance of unwritten history is what dooms us to repeat it. So much of written history has been fictionalized to make martyrs of the worst kind of human beings. What is happening in America today has parallels to events that unfolded in other nations in modern history; and always with catastrophic results for humankind. Most notable, perhaps, was the rise to power of Nazism embodied by Adolph Hitler last century. Norman Livergood has summed up the American predicament most accurately and succinctly. "American citizens must realize that the Democratic Party leaders have now caved in to the Republican Party.The so called “compromise” was nothing more than an abject capitulation by the Democrats to Republican threats. The Neanderthal, right-wing, reactionary judges Bush demanded will now be confirmed.We are in Germany, 1933. The so-called moderate German leaders have deluded themselves into believing they can “control” Hitler by capitulation to him—with the connivance of Goering, his henchman has seized all power through the “Enabling Act,” destroying the Reichstag (House and Senate). Hitler has suspended elections and appointed himself Dictator. The reign of terror has begun!"Norman Livergood’s words should sound hauntingly familiar. They should alarm any wakeful citizen and make their skin crawl with repulsion. The people, made ignorant by the aide of a condescending commercial media that is a servant to power, reassuringly whisper to themselves that this cannot be happening to us, not here. That was then, this is now. A different climate existed in Nazi Germany than exists here in America. Our president and his coterie are our protectors, as well as defenders of freedom and democracy. They are people of faith, church-goers. We must place our faith in them as servants to humanity.How, then, do we find ourselves in the condition of a rat inescapably suffocating within the coils of a Boa Constrictor, gasping its final breath? The end is coming and it is coming soon, if we do not awaken from our collective stupor. The life is being strangled out of us and we do not even struggle to free ourselves. We think we are a free people with inalienable rights, as the reptile prepares to swallow its prey. Naiveté, as well as ignorance, can get us killed. Hitler was aided in his ascent to the role of Dictatorship by Germany’s Enabling Act. Bush and his cabal are being aided by the National Security Agency, Patriot Act Two; self inflicted terrorism, the corporate media and Diebold Corporation. Each of these components are cogs in a wheel of fascism that is running rough shod over the planet, killing hope everywhere. The NSA is engaged in an extensive campaign to spy upon ordinary law abiding citizens, in clear violation of our right to privacy. Our every move, our every word, is being monitored and evaluated by hidden eyes that operate in front of sinister minds. Those who utter truth are the enemies of fascism. They must be monitored and if they become too effective as organizers, they must be rounded up and imprisoned, as dissidents always are. The probability that another self inflicted terrorist attack will occur on American soil has already been planted in the public conscience; even as the Bush cabal, with the aide of its chief ally in empire—Israel, is preparing to instigate war with Iran. As was the case with Iraq, Iran’s threat will be grossly exaggerated and its leadership demonized in the Western media. This war, connived amid the same gross lies and distortions that resulted in the invasion and occupation of Iraq—the modern Viet Nam—may well be waged with nuclear munitions far worse than the depleted uranium used against Iraq. Iran’s defense infrastructure lies beneath many feet of concrete and only nuclear weapons are capable of penetrating them. A US-Israel attack on Iran is eminent, probably no later than March or April; or it might come as late as June. When this occurs the Middle East will become a vortex of fire and brimstone that is beyond control. It will assume a life, a momentum of its own, with global consequences. The Boa Constrictor is tightening its grip on power, as it acts to defend the imperialist dollar against the more equitable Iranian Bourse. If and when another self inflicted terrorist attack is launched on American soil, the constitution will likely be suspended, martial law declared, and a full blown dictatorship will be unleashed upon us. A significant segment of the citizenry, bred on ignorance and nourished by fear, will welcome the event with open arms, just as did the citizens of Germany in 1933.The fervor of Nationalism will once again drown out all reasonable discussion, as well as the objective examination of the evidence. Flags and yellow ribbons will become ubiquitous, while those who struggle to uphold the Constitution will be denounced as unpatriotic traitors. Rational thought will be suspended and labeled as dangerous and subversive.The fascists, regardless of their party affiliation, have no intention of relinquishing power in our lifetimes. Their objective is to control the world economy, to maintain the concentration of wealth among the few, and to use the world’s poor and disenfranchised as their servants. When this catalyzing event occurs, as it certainly will, rigged elections will no longer be necessary. Diebold, with its clear ties to corporate wealth, will no longer be required to supply the machinery of despotism—the monsters of oppression will be fully upon us. Then there will be little need to practice deception, except to inspire the hatred of our perceived enemies. The long nightmare will have begun. The spiral into the abyss of hell will finally be under way. Truth will be kept safely hidden from public view, and distorted into unrecognizable forms. In truth, however, it is not turban-wearing terrorists of Middle Eastern decent that threaten our lives and our freedoms; it is the domestic terrorists that hold public offices who will destroy us. The real enemy stealthily moves unencumbered in our midst, posing as our protectors, as guardians of democracy. The dangers now facing us as a people are truly beyond exaggeration. We stand on the brink of the collapse of both the domestic and global economies, engineered by the plutocrats and corporatists who represent the world’s wealthiest one percent of the global population. This makes them a small but powerful minority. It also means that we out number them ninety-nine to one. Those are pretty good odds in any conflict; and they are good odds in a revolution. But only if we act to save ourselves and the world as we know it. The first step is to awaken the masses. If we fail to unite with the vast majority of our fellow law abiding, peace loving citizens around this planet of majesty; if we fail to work across all of the boundaries that have kept us separate and disempowered for so many years, we will deserve the unimaginably horrible fate that awaits us on the other side of the Rubicon. I pray that we possess the requisite wisdom and strength of character not go there.Charles Sullivan is a furniture maker, photographer, and free lance writing residing in the Eastern Panhandle of West Virginia. He can be reached at earthdog@highstream.net
2006/02/07
2006/02/06
2006/02/05
Check out this Blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."- George Washington
Schools get creative
Do to School budget cuts, a new breed of cow has been developed. Every child will be issued one new cow, which will be used as a geography text book, transportation to school, and a beverage dispenser, saving schools millions, on buses, and those annoying cartons of milk that are such a pain in the ass to open.
2006/02/04
I'm moving to Europe!!!!!!
Little does anyone know, this is actually a before and after photo, of a foreign exchange student
2006/01/28
2006/01/22
2006/01/19
Spam, the evilist of all evil doers
Warning: This is without a doubt the most depraved, foul, insidious and malevolent of all possible evil professions. If you choose this job you will be hated by good and evil-doers alike, becoming the lowest of all possible lows, with vigilantes hunting you and entire religions springing up devoted to your destruction. And not without good reason.
You will need: "Special $200 CD with email addresses lifted from USENET! All completely legal! Really!"
Also required: Overall worthlessness, wretched stench, complete and utter lameness, heart of darkness, unending depravity, lack of a soul, I.Q. the equivalent of pond scum, and the charm of a three-day-dead rat left festering in the sun that even the maggots won't touch because it's so goddamn ugly and repulsive.
We won't actually go into the details of this job as it's far too disgusting, even for us. Nevertheless, as a spammer you will now honestly be able to say your downfall from humanity is complete, that your eternal damnation is assured and that none exist who can surpass you in vileness.
Now get away from me.
You will need: "Special $200 CD with email addresses lifted from USENET! All completely legal! Really!"
Also required: Overall worthlessness, wretched stench, complete and utter lameness, heart of darkness, unending depravity, lack of a soul, I.Q. the equivalent of pond scum, and the charm of a three-day-dead rat left festering in the sun that even the maggots won't touch because it's so goddamn ugly and repulsive.
We won't actually go into the details of this job as it's far too disgusting, even for us. Nevertheless, as a spammer you will now honestly be able to say your downfall from humanity is complete, that your eternal damnation is assured and that none exist who can surpass you in vileness.
Now get away from me.
Oh Marco were did we go wrong with you???
(13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful afternoon, 55-year-old Marko retreated to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was too high for a simple broom to work, but if he could attach a brush to a chain and then weigh it down with something, that would do the trick. But what could he use as a weight?
He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy, yet compact. And best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade and was filled with explosive material.
Marko turned on his welding apparatus and began to create an arc between the chain and the grenade. As the metal heated up, the grenade exploded. The force of the explosion killed poor Marko instantly, blasting shrapnel through the walls of the shed and shattering the windshield of a Mercedes parked outside. Marko's chimney was untouched, however.
He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy, yet compact. And best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade and was filled with explosive material.
Marko turned on his welding apparatus and began to create an arc between the chain and the grenade. As the metal heated up, the grenade exploded. The force of the explosion killed poor Marko instantly, blasting shrapnel through the walls of the shed and shattering the windshield of a Mercedes parked outside. Marko's chimney was untouched, however.
2006/01/18
2006/01/15
SIT DOWN!!!!!!!
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!????????
MYTH #1: "Men can pee standing up"
MYTH #1: "Men can pee standing up"
Fact: The reality is men can NOT pee standing up without getting as much as a stray drop on the seat or the outside surface of the toilet. Fragmentation of the urine stream causes particles of urine to dissipate. The larger the distance urine has to travel, the bigger the dissipation radius gets. Some of you may say, "No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet above!" Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one of those people who also never ask for directions. Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?"
MYTH #2: "It's a victimless crime."
Fact: Peeing standing up destroys families. Who cleans the bathrooms in your house? Your mother? Your wife? Even if you clean up after yourself, what happens when you are a guest at someone's home, over at your friend's house, visiting the inlaws, or using a public bathroom? Why should someone else have to suffer for your unwillingness to sit down?
TAKE A SEATOnce you realize you have a problem, you can concentrate on the solution. Changing a life long habit may be difficult, that's why we have created a poster to put in your bathroom as a reminder.
TAKE ACTIONOur goal is to transform the way the world goes to the bathroom by year 2010. Become an activist and educate your friends by referring them to our website.Educate your friends and protect your bathroom at the same time! Our printable poster attacks the problem at the root. If you run a website, big or small, you can join our Yellow Ribbon Campaign, by placing a yellow ribbon on your website and linking it to MAPSU.
And I thought I needed a healthier hobby!!!!
This website, well, these guys have a real issue with garden gnomes, kinda like me and clowns, but I don't shove sharp objects into there skulls, I hide under my bed in the fetal position till there gone, but there is some pretty funny things here, so check it out.
2006/01/14
Evil?????
So you have decided to be Evil:
A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness
This website will help you in all evil endeavors. Whether your trying to be come a evil mastermind, or just a ruthless henchman, get all your questions answered here.
A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness
This website will help you in all evil endeavors. Whether your trying to be come a evil mastermind, or just a ruthless henchman, get all your questions answered here.
Watch the center dot...
Keep you eyes focused on the dot in the middle of the image, and move your head back and forth to and from the screen. The wheels will appear to be turning!
The 19th Hole
Mark, I finally found those pictures of Skippy, from high school, He was such a rebel back then.
This is really sad!!!!!!
An infant born with four legs, three hands, three kidneys and an abnormal liver to a rural Zambian woman two weeks ago, is pictured in Lusaka, July 2, 2003. Doctors at Zambia's main Lusaka University Teaching Hospital said July 3, 2003 the babies deformities were caused by incomplete growth of another fetus and multiplication of cells. They said the baby, whose is yet to be named, would be operated upon and is likely to lead a normal life. Picture taken July 2. REUTERS/Salim Henry
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
2006/01/12
Russian exercise from the 30's
You are suppose to rub ice, or very cold water over your nipples everyday. I wonder what they do for there leisure time activities?This is real toilet paper, Can't wait to buy a few rolls
I can't wait to rub shit all over Bush, and his henchmens face's.
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